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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 00:37

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

Loons and Moons

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Astronauts track huge dust clouds over Canada and US | On the ISS this week June 2-6, 2025 - Space

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

share office space ...

Shortcuts App to Get Revamp With Apple Intelligence Integration - MacRumors

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Unacceptable again!

Only 1,280 Survived: The Near-Extinction Event That Nearly Wiped Out Humanity 1 Million Years Ago - The Daily Galaxy

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good

Red Sox To Acquire Jorge Alcala - MLB Trade Rumors

Thumbs down again.

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What is the most peculiar thing about the human brain?

Another attempt resulted in ...

They put up a sign reading

What if the girl says that drama about you dating here? Is that a bad sign?

Still no good.

No way

Catatonics & High Colonics

Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez to spotlight Venice's artisanal heritage during upcoming nuptials - AP News

Nuts and Butts

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

How mentally ill are Republicans who think Trump is mentally sane? He literally said immigrants eat pets.

So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No, not a chance

Scientists discover 230 new giant viruses that shape ocean life and health - Phys.org

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Then came..

What can you do if someone makes a false accusation against you?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Minds and Behinds

Do you enjoy cheating on your spouse? If so, why?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Next, they tried...

So they tried

How can I handle my distrust and jealousy for my partner?